SNOW WHITE
We come in to the scene of Mukuro with a magic mirror. “Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest one of all?” she asked.
“Kurama,” said the mirror.
“What I have always been the fairest one of all. Wait is that a man?” she asked anger in her voice as she observed the figure.
“Well, you usually ask who the fairest woman of them all is, which is you,” replied the magic mirror.
“Hiei plans to marry the fairest one of ALL and become king. He can’t marry this man!” she yelled. “Yusuke!” she screamed. Yusuke entered the room.
“I want you to poison this Kurama before Hiei can fall in love with him,” she ordered.
“Ok,” Yusuke replied as he went to the forest to find this Kurama. He found a little house and in the garden he saw a beautiful red headed woman just like the one in the mirror. He approached her poison in hand. “Hello,” said Yusuke starteling Kurama.
“Good day what brings you here?” asked Kurama at his voice Yusuke fell down with realalzation that this was a man. “Are you alright?” asked Kurama with true concern in his voice.
“Well, I was wondering if you would like to buy this specal apple flavored ramen?” he asked thinking he could do his job and make a quick buck.
“I never tried that kind before,” said Kurama as he handed of the money and Yusuke gave him the poisoned ramen. With this Yusuke ran off quite pleased with himself.
Kurama cooked the ramen and ate it all. “Delious,” he said as he passed out. Soon the 7 chibis he shared the house with came home.
“Oh dear,” said Chibi Yukina.
“We should move him outside to get some fresh air,” said Chibi Kuwabara.Once they had managed to get him outside and on to the pinic table.
“Chibi Botan and I will get help,” said Chibi Koenma as he flew away with Botan. Soon they ran into Prince Hiei.
“Oh, Prince Hiei help us save a life will you?” begged Chibi Botanas she flew off dragging him behind her. Hiei was not at all sure about this. He never really liked the idea of helping people.
“Queen Mukuro Hiei is going to save Kuramaif you going to stop him you should go now,” warned the mirror. So she charged right to where Hiei was headed. Hiei stared down at the being on the table.
“Hiei don’t, you can’t marry him!” she yelled in a panic.
“Mukuro I am not gay besides I am in love with you,” said Hiei. Then Mukuro and Hiei rushed off to get married and have a family.
“Who’s going to wake Kurama?” asked Chibi Koto. At that moment Kagome waked though the bushes.
“Oh, this poor man,” she said as she started to lean down to kiss him when Chibi Gin and Chibi Chu attacked her while yelling, “No cross overs bitch!” She was chased away. Then Kuronue landed and kissed Kurama. With that he awoke and Kurama jumped into Kuronue’s arms and he flew off to find a nice place to fuck his new mate.
The 7 chibis just stood there and said, “Who will open the door to our house for us?”